Beginning with the events on the island...
Sawyer has been taking care of the injured Jin at Crazy Claire's makeshift tent:
Jin's all, "Dude, we gots to get outta here! Before those whackadoodles come back!"... but Sawyer's like, "Chillax, Kato... it's all good." Sawyer lets Jin know that he's with Locke, "or whoever he is", only because he can them off the island (or so he says).
Flocke, Crazy Claire, Kate, Sayid, and the rest of the Others from the Temple finally appear. Everyone wants to know what happened to those who stayed at the Temple. Flocke's answer: "the black smoke killed them".
Before they head out, Kate sees Crazy Claire's creepy squirrel-baby. And she's as freaked out by the thing as I was {shudder}.
On the way, Flocke pulls Sawyer aside and drops the bomb that he is the smoke monster. And that he wants Sawyer to paddle over to Hydra Island for a little reconnaissance. Flocke believes there are some others from the Ajira flight who "mean to do us all harm".
So Sawyer goes off to Hydra, and Crazy Claire tries to kill Kate... but
Did anyone else scream at the TV, "Sayid! DO something!", during this scene? Or was I the only one?
Sawyer makes it to Hydra and finds the Ajira plane. But first, he comes across Kate's dress in one of the cages:
Again, was I the only one thinking, "Really? After THREE YEARS of being outside, the dress is still in that good of shape?"
Unfortunately, the plane isn't the only thing Sawyer finds. He also finds a pile of dead bodies... and... Zoe, who says she's the only one left from the flight:
Sawyer figures out Zoe isn't who she says she is... but she's not alone, and before he knows it, he's taken to a sub and meets Charles Widmore.
Sawyer agrees to deliver Flocke to Widmore, in exchange for him and his friends getting safely off the island.
But then! Sawyer makes it back to Flocke... and proceeds to tell him the plan of turning Flocke over to Widmore!
At nightfall, Sawyer finds Kate on the beach. He also tells Kate about Widmore and his people and while everyone's "fighting it out", they'll be taking the sub away from the island.
Now for what happened in Alterna-Lost...
Sawyer's in bed with an un-named woman:
And then he does the whole, "Oops! I didn't mean to open this case full of money in front of you!" My first thought: "Ah, Sawyer. He's up to his old tricks."
But the woman pulls a gun on Sawyer, saying she can spot a conman since she's married to one:
Sawyer then begins to tell her that this is a set-up and the room has been bugged. It wasn't until Sawyer uttered the "magic word" that I believed his story! The cops bust in the room, arrest the woman and we meet Detective James Ford's partner:
Miles! I didn't see that coming, either! But I loved it.
Two more things I loved about this scene: 1), it was Sawyer's turn to be called by a nickname ("Dimples") and 2), the magic word ("La Fleur").
Detective James Ford is using his cop skills for personal use... even in Alterna-Lost, he's trying to find "Anthony Cooper":
I don't know how this is going to play out. Because we know who Anthony Cooper is. And in Alterna-Lost, he seems like a good guy!
Meanwhile, Miles has set his partner up on a blind date with a good friend of his, who also happens to work with his dad "at the museum". I thought (and hoped!) it would be Juliet, but the blind date turned out to be:
Charlotte!
Of course, Charlotte and Detective James Ford hit it off and end up in bed together:
But the good times don't last very long. Looking for a tee shirt, Charlotte happens to come across the "Sawyer" binder hidden in the dresser drawer. Detective James Ford goes all postal about what Charlotte saw and kicks her out.
And as if that wasn't bad enough...
Miles finds out his partner has lied about being in Australia and isn't too pleased about it:
Miles knows he's being lied to... but again, Detective James Ford won't tell the truth. Miles storms off, saying he's no longer Detective James Ford's partner.
And of course, as with every episode this season, we have the central character staring at their reflection:
Later, Detective James Ford makes up with Miles by finally telling him the truth. "Anthony Cooper", aka "Sawyer", is the man responsible for his parent's deaths. He's been searching for "Sawyer" since leaving the police academy and finally found a lead in Australia. Detective James Ford reveals his plans to kill "Sawyer" when he finds the man.
A car then slams into Detective James Ford's car... and he and Miles are on the pursuit. The fugitive turns out to be none other than:
Kate!
I was a little surprised at this. We know that our Losties keep interacting with one another in Sideways World... but thanks to Erica, I thought the next person to run into Kate would be Jack. Remember when Jack and his mom were searching for Christian's will... and when found, it mentioned "Claire Littleton"? Jack and his mom need to find this mystery person... and what's the easiest way to find someone? Run a credit check on them. Who has Claire's credit card? That's right... Kate. So I figured Jack and Kate's paths would cross next...
But now, the big question is: What's Detective James Ford going to do? And maybe even a bigger question is, why didn't he intervene in the airport when he noticed Kate in handcuffs???
Time to end this here recap... and for our female readers, I'll leave you with a few more gratuitous images of Shirtless Sawyer...
You're welcome.
Now... get to sussing!